the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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