i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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