You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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