is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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