Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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