absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Don't make out with my wife yet
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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