I hope mine doesn't look like that
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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