you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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