what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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