Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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