office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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