I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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