is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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