Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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