Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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