Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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