so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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