Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
