he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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