Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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