Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
