Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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