if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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