How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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