five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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