Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
PANTIES FOUND
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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