pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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