There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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