And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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