we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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