This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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