i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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