Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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