Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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