I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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