I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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