i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
