I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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