the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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