dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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