ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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