I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
