this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Randomize
