I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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