? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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