before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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