In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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