two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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