Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Randomize
