so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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