Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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