Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
we made out on top of his cat.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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