he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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