Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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