You work out of a Hotel?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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