well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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