erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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