And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
