did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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