The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize